"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Cosmic pizza bling.
The very talented Laura of Polish All the Nails! recently launched a web store selling nail charms and glitter: The Sparkly Shop. She sent me some of her charms to check out, and they’re all pretty great—I had trouble deciding which to use first.
These nails feature the enamel pizza charms. They’re small and flat enough to fit easily on the nails, which is nice for when you don’t feel like getting too crazy with shit. And they’re very cute. You can use the code LADY15 for 15% off your purchase from The Sparkly Shop, if you need these in your life.
YESSSS OMG I WANT TO PIZZA NOW THANKS :D:D:D:D:D:D
“I’m gonna have to call Cinderella’s “A Dream is a Wish your Heart Makes a bluff” because I either dream of spiders or of crazy people trying to kill me. I hope my heart isn’t dreaming about that.”
my hair and i have a very complicated relationship