Zeddy-Lynn

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
(via misslucy-rose)

polishallthenails:

ladycrappo:

Cosmic pizza bling.

The very talented Laura of Polish All the Nails! recently launched a web store selling nail charms and glitter: The Sparkly Shop.  She sent me some of her charms to check out, and they’re all pretty great—I had trouble deciding which to use first.

These nails feature the enamel pizza charms.  They’re small and flat enough to fit easily on the nails, which is nice for when you don’t feel like getting too crazy with shit. And they’re very cute.  You can use the code LADY15 for 15% off your purchase from The Sparkly Shop, if you need these in your life.

YESSSS OMG I WANT TO PIZZA NOW THANKS :D:D:D:D:D:D

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
waltdisneyconfessions:

“I’m gonna have to call Cinderella’s “A Dream is a Wish your Heart Makes a bluff” because I either dream of spiders or of crazy people trying to kill me. I hope my heart isn’t dreaming about that.”

waltdisneyconfessions:

I’m gonna have to call Cinderella’s “A Dream is a Wish your Heart Makes a bluff” because I either dream of spiders or of crazy people trying to kill me. I hope my heart isn’t dreaming about that.

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship 

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
(via latelycravingmore)
nicky-poisonivy:

Amen